Sunday, October 26, 2008

I saw this from my "mum" de personal msg.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realise they were big things.

Eh.

Everyone ad everything are moving so fast.

Just gone like only for 16 days

and i felt like things had changed alot.

Maybe, while i am here everyday, there are changes took place here and there, and was not noticed.

But then, after gone for 16 days, i realised things changed, but the funny thing is.. I DUNO WHAT CHANGED!

=X

1 Day more till i wear back my green uniform, carrying my big heavy field pack again.

=(

AND HOR!

NS SCREWED MY LIFE.

I WOKE UP AT 7AM IN THE MORNING YTD,

AND I HAVE DIFFICULTIES FORCING MYSELF TO SLEEP TILL 1PM!

THEN HOR!

I AM DOING PUSH-UPs and CRUNCHs NOW!

crap..

You say screwed up bu screwed up!

Saturday, October 25, 2008

eh.

SATURDAY..

GOLDEN SATURDAY.

but i spend it like a normal copper saturday.

I slept till 1pm, then slack abit, watch tv abit..

Then went out to find church ppl.

=/

AHHHHHHHHH.

I WANT TO GO AWOL! =X






I realised ( I KNOW I AM SLOW LA) that i will be staying in tekong more than i stay at home..

which means..

Tekong will be my temp home for now. T-T

"WE LIKE IT HERE, WE LIKE IT HERE, WE FOUND OURSELVES A HOME!"

"A HOME, A HOME, A HOME SWEET HOME!"

Now i truely unerstand what this phrase means.

T_______T

No matter where i go in tekong, i will definitely see the beautiful sea.

I got a great sea view from my bunk/room too!

But looking at ferry comes and goes, will make people emo one lor..

Friday, October 24, 2008

I AM BACK!

but i booking in Next monday at 8.30pm.

HOWS NS LIFE?

Bascially, it suxs.

FORCED to sleep at 10.30pm, and waking up at 5am.

The SGTs, are unreasonable leh.

We walked 4km and 6km route march, so tired le, still wan to FORCE THE VOICE out of us.

No songs? More pumps.

And vulgarities all over the air.

Well, i am used to it.

AND IT SUX TO SLEEP ON A SINGLE SIZE BED!

THEN,

WATER CONTAMINATION at tekong, alot ppl fall ill lor..

Seriously, NS MAKE YOU FAT.

they give you mountain of rice and force you to finish it by 25min.

Then, the physical trainings.

they really push you to and OVER your physical limit.

Push lor, over the limit and down the cliff. No wonder will have people die. =x

LOL!

ALL COMPLAINSSSSS.

The good thing is, i think i manage to slim down alittle, and become STRONGER!

OH YA!

AN MY VOICE, finally "BREAKED!"

I AM A MAN! WAKAKAKA!

but i am also down with sorethroat and fever.

And i manage to push myself to run and complete the training under this condition.

AM I PRO OR WHAT!

WAHAHAHA!

Thursday, October 09, 2008

ITS

FINALLY

9 OCTOBER 2008!

ITS MY ENLISTMENT DATE!

WOOOT!

EVERYONE MISS ME HORRR!

HAHAHA!

Be back at 24 oct! hopefully..

BYE BYE BYE BYE!!

STAY TUNED TO ERM-EH-HMM.BLOGSPOT.COM!~

Wednesday, October 08, 2008

From Charlene! 12noon then go school wor..
I just woke up leh. =X

Thanks! This is my first fully black de CAP!
Good luck for you and mel de A level at 3 nov! =DD




This is from...


Jessica, Jane and Zigui

Can see anot? behind got crave "TK" leh.



HAHA!
Nice right!
Thank you JESSICA, JANE and ZIGUI!


I AM SO GOING TO NS!
ITS like 9 more hours liddat!
GOSHHHHHH!
Later i come back and post again after 12.
HAHAHA!

OH YA!

johnny johnny johnny johnny

WOOSH

johnny

WOOSH

johnny

johnny johnny johnny JOHNNY!

diaos?

I got scolded over and over again becoz of this.

I JUST DONT GET ITTTTTT!

Does that mean i.. low IQ?

haiz. emo..

HOHOHO!

LAST DAY!!!

HAIZ!

FINALLY.

THE.

TIME.

HAS.

COME!!


Meet CELINEECHUA, with zg.

celine is as sweet, as as chubby cute and as VIOLENT as EVER!



anyway..

I STILL HAVENT FINISH BUYING MY NS STUFFFFF!

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

ARGH!

2nd LAST DAY BEFORE ENLISTMENT!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!

I am not really happy about it lar, but.. oh well..

My left chest, left rib, left arm and left of my back, got this very uncomfortable de feeling, PAIN!

And i "lao-sai"-ed.

HAIZ.


ANYWAY!

MEIXUAN!
CHEER UP!
I WILL BE BACK! Hahaha!
All the best for your PSLE!

and

ZHI AN!
Dont stay up too late for you studies.
GIVE IT YOUR BEST SHOT TML!

and

JOYCE!
GOOD LUCK FOR THURSDAY! Promo Exam Results OUT!

and

MELISSA!
LOL for the lost of hp.
Make yourself less pissed.
RELAXXXX kays!
You are so not insignificant! =/

and

ANGELIN!
Your chocolate, really nice to eat! =X

and

ZIGUI!
Like no info from him leh. =/

and
SINYONG!
My dear brother!
Duno hows his studies for O level. hmm.

Sunday, October 05, 2008

Cannot see the name properly hor, its
Zigui, Eugene, Amily, Celine, Wee Chong, Liping and JOYCE!

Dont strip joyce leh =X


Thanks Melissa, You are not insignificant to me kays!


FROM MY DEAREST BIAO MEI! thanks!!


From 0104 and weijie, lx and alan! thanks!

CARDS!

The cow card, seriously, VERY NICE. all singlish one sia. From youth tq dee.

This from 0104!


THIS IS FROM! AMILY! she love bears.



This is from my favourite small little cousin, SEAN and his sister REIS! cute!

I was bathing just now, and when i was washing my hair.

I shouted, "WAH LAU, CHAO ANGELIN!"


Firstly,

THANKS EVERYONE FOR COMING!

Thanks angelin and yixuan for coming, and they having EOY on monday.
They sacrifice their study de time lor.
AND they first of my friends to arrive!
Good luck to them!

Then,
Thanks Jason Chan and Vive for coming!
They live VERY FAR from here.
Thanks for their present too!

Then i forgot the order le..

Thanks ZIGUI! for bringing my friends to the location. thanks thanks!
Thanks Jessica for coming, she rushing here and back to malaysia. but in the end she didnt go back. =X
Thanks Liping for coming all the way down from TAMPINES! its darn far.
Thanks Wee chong for coming! FROM SENG KANG LEH, farrrr..
Thanks Joyce for coming, HOUGANG LOR! And yea, can see that the weather really WARM.
Thanks Amily for coming! Altho she very stressed, and have her MATHS in her bag to revise. SHE CAME!
Thanks Kenneth for coming down from yishun!
Thanks Robin for coming down from AMK!
Thanks Farid for coming down straight after his work!

THANKS EUGENE, DESMOND and CHEE WEI for coming down!

Then, THANKS THE CHURCH FELLOWS FOR COMING DOWN!
Thanks Wei Wen,
Thanks Wei Jie,
Thanks Zhi An,
Thanks YiQi(ORHORH),
Thanks YiQi's mum (erm zhang shi mu)
Thanks Wuennee,
Thanks Nat,
Thanks Longxiang,
Thanks Melissa ( SORRY FOR NOT NOTICING YOU!),
Thanks Yuan Sheng aka victor,
Thanks Charlene,
Thanks Darryl,
Thanks Wei Jie,
Thanks Zonglin,
Thanks Zongsheng,
Thanks LINGYUN
( I SAW YOU HOR! i was playing soccer, sorry!)
Thanks MEIXUAN!
(Shes having PSLE, first IMPT exam in her life, but she still came. THANKS ALOT!)
Thanks ALAN!
(Good photographer huh!)

Did i left anyone out?

Thanks amanda for the sms! (hope your grandma are doing fine huh..)
Thanks Alvin for the wishes! (eh, SEE YOU AROUND IN TEKONG!)
Thanks Wei Ling and Larin for the wishes!
THANKS CELINEECHUAA for your early wishes! and i saw ur name on the card! =D

THANKS ALL MY RELATIVES WHO CAME!
THANKS ALL MY MOTHER's WORKING/SEC SCH FRIENDS FOR COMING!
THANKS ALL MY DAD's COLLEAGUES FOR COMING!

and LAST OF ALL, most impt one left for the last.

I WANT TO THANKS MY FAMILY! MY MOTHER, MY FATHER AND MY BROTHER!







My parents, they fork out the money to buy food, and find time to call my relatives and friends.



And, weird, they didnt complain at all.



My brother helps to carry things around, up and down, and he didnt complained at ALL!




The PICS!


JOYCE!




LIPING!



WEECHONG! (he intended to have a HEART shape combo, but i want to make a PEACE! Failed)


AMILY!


YiXUAN and AnGELIN! THANKS HUH! I LOVE CAKE ON MY FACE.


The Giftsss!

THANKS EVRYONE AGAIN!
more photossss from alan. =x

If i forgot anyone, tell me please! =X

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Played English Chess with my brother.

And lost.

HE KEEP COMPLAINING THAT HE MIGHT LOSE AND BLAH BLAH BLAH, LIKE ALWAYS!

AND HE THRASHED ME.

SHITT HIM!

Oh, this remind us of EUGENE.

BASTARDDDDD!

I hate ppl, say they lose lose lose, then thrash ppl.

Whenever they say that they will lose, their opponent (USUALLY IS ME!) will feel

CONFIDENCE!

But. yea. like what they said, the higher you go, the harder you fall.

I AM SO PISSSSSSSSSSSSED!

AT MY LOW IQ!

SHIT MY BRAIN!

>=(

Friday, October 03, 2008

OH OH!

and just now, i complained to amanda.

About what?

About, something unusual.

Its about MALES.

I find males, HUMAN MALES,

VERY DISGUSTING.

WTF IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?

I read articles like father rape daughters, step-father rape daughters. uncle rape nieces, etc.

SEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

ITS SICK!

TOTALLY SICK LAR!

DISGUSTING RIGHT?!

Whats the difference between them and DOGS?

I want to kill myself for being a male. =X



..
...
....



I think theres something seriously wrong with me.
hey, help leh.
save me, anyone?

Spent a total of $50 for NS at Beach Road Army market.

KA CHING~!




finally, its been a year.
Its been a year since you take my hp and left those msg in my draft.
What am i doing?!

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Maybe not 10%. i give it. erm. 6%

LOL!

The 10% is from what my assumption.
Just trying to show that,
death is not impossible in ns, as the recent case is the 4th this year.

Honestly,
even if we live thru NS,
theres still a very very "no-life" de life to live thru.
Study, Work, Retire and die.

LIFE has offically become suckier.

Thanks eugene for reminding.

Yes.

ONE MORE NS MEN DIE!

Imagine the song, "WE ARE SINGAPORE"
"There was a time, when people say go ns will not die, but some did."

HHAHA! lame. =X

Anyway, yea.

He dont expect that he will be dead, but he did.

People around you say,

"aiya, you see so many ppl go in, all can come out safetly."
"nth will happen one lar."

this and that, blah blah blah.

Everyone who go ns, dont expect that he will be the unlucky one to well, be DEAD.
I am pretty sure those deceased ns fellows think the same too.

See what i mean?

The percentage of you dying in NS training during the 2 years might be. well.. erm..

10%
(i anyhow one rah!)

But who knows you might be in the lucky 10?

EVEN! if you dont die, you might get SERIOUSLY injured.

That may took 48% from the 90% who are still living.

SO! after all the calculation.

42% of the guys going to ns, will be erm, as good as when they first entered ns.
With more strength, more intelligence and more agility! (DoTA sia.)


Well! its past 12am, so i am now offically left with 1 WEEK!

I GIVE YOU ALL ONE WEEK TO TREAT ME NICE NICE HOR!
Because, i might end up in the lucky 10%.

HAHHAHAHAA!

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

FINALLY!

I ENDED MY CONTRACT!

I AM FINALLLY..

JOBLESS!

YAY!!!

9 more days to NS!

ITS COMING!